Maple syrup. Good. It understands its purpose. Sweet, but not theatrical. Candy bacon doesn’t need adjectives. It is bacon. The maple is simply showing respect. Coffee and vanilla. That’s a bold move. Coffee belongs in a mug. Vanilla belongs in ice cream. But if they’ve found a way to support bacon without distracting from it… I’ll allow it. It’s smoky. It’s sweet. It has depth. Like a well-built canoe. JJ’s Diner understands something most people don’t: if you combine strong flavors, you better mean it. This isn’t a garnish. It’s a commitment. I would eat this in the woods. Alone. And be satisfied.