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Album of the Day: Saturday June 28, 2025
“That album sound like a zombie punchin’ contest in a dive bar with no exits—loud, greasy, and weirdly seductive. It’s the kinda music that makes you wanna throw a chair through a jukebox, then dance with it.” - Drederick Tatum*
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Creature Double Feature: Saturday June 28, 2025
Jaws
1975
While trying to protect his town of Amity, a summer tourist town where beaches support the economy that only survives on those few months. Hot shot New York City cop Chief Brody (Roy Scheider), shows up and starts shouting "shark!"when a girl turns up dead. To save his constituents and without any real proof he decids to not shut everything down based on a hunch.
But hindsight’s 20/20 and more attacks happen. As the desperate Mayor brings in experts from the Oceanography Institute, Hooper (Richard Dreyfuss), sends out fishermen. When all they come back with a sunken boat, a chewed-up story, and the wrong shark, the Chief pressures him into hiring an old sea kook Quint (Robert Shaw) to kill the shark. If the Mayor can keep the money flowing, and stop the panic he might still be able to save August tourism and get re-elected.
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Written by Peter Benchley, Carl Gottlieb
Staring
Roy Scheider as Brody
Robert Shaw as Quint
Richard Dreyfuss as Hooper
Piranha 3D
(2010)
After climate change causes an earthquake beneath the spring break town of Lake Victoria. Scientist Carl Goodman (Christopher Lloyd) discovers something is wrong- terribly wrong! The quake has opened that underwater cavern filled with starving piranhas who have had their natural food supply cut off hiding deep beneath the Earth's crust for two million years.
Two. Million. Years. Only surviving extinction becoming canabals. These are not modern piranha, they’re Pliocene piranha. … prehistoric death machines! Now, spring break has turned into a floating buffet these gastronomically curious creatures are ready to sample everything on the college cafeteria menu and expand their pallets!
Directed by Alexandre Aja
Written by Peter Goldfinger, Josh Stolberg
Staring
Elisabeth Shue as Julie Forester
Jerry O'Connell as Derrick Jones
Adam Scott as Novak
Drink me: Thursty Thursday June 26, 2025
Dark and Derry
This drink combines bold and mysterious flavors, just like the town's sinister secrets.
gunpowder rye, cointreau, orange bitters, and Moxie
Drink Me
Alchemy: Saturday June 28, 2025
The Cluck Bucket Buffalo Wing
Do you want wingy? Don’t you think your mouth deserves a little party after selling all those brake pads? Picture it: crispy, smoky, juicy wings just dripping in spicy, buttery sauce. You get all excited and turn into Joe Joe the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet While these take some time to prepare it’s better than that meat lover’s pizza in the trunk. And that’s why people like you, me Tommy, and Helen need to forge ahead. You want wingy.
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