The Thing’s Clobbering Time Punch

Pineapple Rum, Passion Fruit Liquer, Dry Curaçao, and tropical flavors —this is a drink that punches back.

Ingredients

  • 2 oz Pineapple Rum

  • 3/4 oz Passion Fruit Liquer

  • 1/2 oz Dry Curaçao

  • 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice

  • 1/2 oz Apple Juice

  • 1/2 oz Apricot Nectar

  • 1/2 oz Guava Nectar

  • 1/2 oz Papaya Nectar

  • 1 oz Pineapple Soda

  • 1 scoop Orange Sherbert

Garnish

  • Pineapple Ring

  • Marachino Cherry

Hardware

  • Chilled Goblet

  • Cocktail Shaker

How to make

  • Add scoop of orange sherbert to a chiled gobblet and top with pineapple soda

  • Add Pineapple Rum, Passion Fruit Liquer, Dry Curaçao, pineapple juice, apple juice, apricot nectar, guava nectar, papaya nectar, and ice to the cocktail shaker

  • Shake 8-10 seconds

  • Strain into a chilled coup glass with the sherbert soda mixture

  • Garnish with pineapple ring and cherry

  • Serve

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