Okay, buddy. Look at me. This is broccoli - but it’s fun now. This isn’t the kind that your mom made that smelled like sadness. This is roasted, which means it went through something and came out stronger. Everything bagel spice? That’s everything. Garlic. Onion. Seeds. Salt. Basically the Avengers of seasoning. All working together. And the lemon zest? That’s just… fancy sunshine. You don’t see it, but you feel it. Boom. Crunchy edges. Soft inside. It’s like if a chip and a vegetable had a baby and that baby got promoted. So yes, technically it’s healthy. But more importantly…it doesn’t taste like it is.