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Album of the Day: Sunday August 10, 2025
Isaac Hayes
Hot Buttered Soul (1969)
Hot Buttered Soul is the second studio album by American soul musician Isaac Hayes. Released in June 1969, it is recognized as a landmark recording in soul music.
Walk On By
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One Woman
By the Time I Get to Phoenix
Feature Presentation: Sunday August 10, 2025
The Hitcher
(1987)
A classic tale of boy meets drifter: boy picks up drifter, drifter turns out to be a homicidal maniac with a fondness for psychological torment and a complete disregard for traffic laws. It all begins when a young man named Jim gives a ride to a stranger with more red flags than a Chinese parade. Next thing you know, bodies are piling up fast with a string of suspicious incidents involving roadside carnage, an exploding gas station, and one very traumatized hamburger, and Jim’s getting blamed for everything from vehicular homicide to a very unsettling incident involving a truck and two very unfortunate trailers. This Hitcher, real name John Ryder, proceeds to play a game of psychological cat-and-mouse across the American Southwest. Except the cat is armed, deranged, and possibly immortal, and the mouse forgot to pack pants with an escape route.
What follows is a trail of destruction: frame jobs, abductions, a semi-truck used like a deli slicer, and an entire police department reduced to confetti. In the end, it is a battle of wills, windshield wipers, and sheer existential dread. Will Jim make it cross country alive? Or should he have taken the train?
Directed by Robert Harmon
Written by Eric Red
Staring
Rutger Hauer as John Ryder
C. Thomas Howell as Jim Halsey
Jennifer Jason Leigh as Nash
Midnight Movie: Saturday August 9, 2025
The Toxic Avenger
1976
This story takes place in the quaint little town called Tromaville, a place with charm, character, and an unusually high number of trucks driving around with open steel drums marked HAZARDOUS WASTE. When a mild-mannered janitor, Melvin, becomes a victim of bullies’ prank and swan dives into an open barrel of toxic waste, he becomes - The Toxic Avenger! A vigilante with the body of Hulk Hogan with a skin condition, a tutu, and a desire to clean up crime in town faster than a Roomba with a vendetta. Corrupt cops, psycho thugs, even the mayor are all taken down by this mop-wielding mutant with a heart of gold and the skin texture of reheated oatmeal. Come and see justice just the way it’s meant to be: messy, radioactive, and mopped floor to ceiling.
Directed by Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman
Written by Joe Ritter, Lloyd Kaufman, Gay Partington Terry
Staring
Mitch Cohen as The Toxic Avenger
Jennifer Babtist as Wanda
Cindy Manion as Julie
Drink me: Thursty Thursday August 7, 2025
Dr. Zomboss
A refreshing strawberry rhubarb basil smash
muddled strawberries and basil, rhubarb syrup, cognac, limoncello, and coca-cola
Alchemy: Sunday August 10, 2025
Don Lino’s Shrimp and Strawberry Tacos
Shrimp and strawberry tacos, huh? Lemme tell ya somethin’, kid—on paper, it sounds like somethin’ you’d feed to the dolphins you don’t like. But you take that sweet, soft strawberry, you pair it with a nice, tender shrimp—lightly grilled, none of this rubbery garbage—and suddenly, it’s like a peace treaty between two flavors that were sworn enemies.
It’s risky, it’s bold, and yeah, it’s a little weird. But sometimes in this business, the food business, you gotta make alliances you never thought you’d make. Even if it means a fruit and a crustacean sharin’ the same tortilla.
Alchemy: Monday August 4, 2025
Pappas Beach Crack
Alright, so picture this, man - I'm off duty, the surf’s glassy, and I’m holding this insane snack. It's like catching a perfect wave made outta ice cream cones stuffed with sweet chaos. You’ve got milk chocolate melting into peanut butter cups, Twix breaking every rule of candy law, and then - boom! - Swedish Fish just swimming in outta nowhere. Honey roasted peanuts crunch like an unexpected drop-in, and Lucky Charms marshmallows? Pure, sugary stoke.
It’s reckless. It’s lawless. It shouldn’t work... but it totally does. Just like skydiving without a chute and hoping for the best. And somehow, it lands.
Book of the Month: August 2025
The Daily Bugle, November 5, 1982 — Special Edition
"MUTANTS IN THE CROSSHAIRS”
TRUTH BEHIND Stryker’s CRUSADE
By Eddie Brock, Daily Bugle Staff Writer
In a chilling display of zealotry masked as faith, Reverend William Stryker—former military man turned televangelist—stands at the center of a rising wave of anti-mutant violence. Under the banner of his so-called “ministry,” Stryker has unleashed a campaign that’s part sermon, part witch hunt, and entirely dangerous.
Sources confirm that Stryker’s private forces—armed, trained, and disturbingly devout—were behind a series of coordinated abductions and attacks on known mutant civilians. His goal? Nothing short of genocide, carried out under the guise of "divine cleansing." This isn't a fringe movement…
X-Men: God Loves, Man Kills
by Chris Claremont, Paul Smith, Brent Anderson, Frank Miller